I hope when I am born, I'm a girl.

I hope when I am born, they name me Condi Rice AmZyg. Or Ann Romney AmZyg. How's this:  "Condi RiAnn Romney Zygote."

In fact, all those Republican women made it look fun to be female. CONSERVATIVE and female.

I want to be born a conservative-hero AmericanFemale.

Could this really be happening? Could it finally be safe to be born in America?

Good thing I'm a zygote.  I can hold my breath for a really, really long time.