Baby AmZyg witnessed the NONbrief 1 year foray into Sidewalk Counseling of she who is presently trying to type this. BabyZyg observed, thru that peep hole belly button of said host, many tired and flimsy excuses from dads and boyfriends of the women whom they so (un)kindly led into the "clinic" while said typist here paced back and forth along the sidewalk out front. That one year seemed interminable.
None of those excuses come close to this one: AmZyg took five months to return here because Madame host of the wide gapped navel --gimpy typist, master of the delete key-- broke her arms twice this year. Rehabbing for the second break begins this week...
Yes, SHELLS. Those little metal canisters leftover after making bullets whiz by.
And since this has ALSO been a season for Russian hacking, and my widget monitor tells me that the only visitors to this site appear to be Russkies, poor little AmZyg is feeling sadly more vulnerable than usual.
So, here.
Go bug this nice blog. They seem vastly more savvy than us two belly ache-ers. Yes. ANTHING by George Grant will be an uplifting foray into the intellectually stimulating world of Good Right Thought:
None of those excuses come close to this one: AmZyg took five months to return here because Madame host of the wide gapped navel --gimpy typist, master of the delete key-- broke her arms twice this year. Rehabbing for the second break begins this week...
...and while said physical therapy is ALWAYS excruciating and extremely time consuming,
this excuse is merely that.
An excuse.
She really could've spared the time to post, but she just chose not to,
presuming her broken arms stood to bale her out;
presuming her broken arms stood to bale her out;
hence, you may officially call her lazy.
Laziness will always show up when one is
shellshocked,
shellshocked,
and this has most definitely been a season of shock and shells.
Yes, SHELLS. Those little metal canisters leftover after making bullets whiz by.
A most upsetting quantity of shells,
both literally (think terrorism; think racism) and
figuratively (think SHTrump. Think SHrillary).
Yes, shell-shocked about says it all.
And since this has ALSO been a season for Russian hacking, and my widget monitor tells me that the only visitors to this site appear to be Russkies, poor little AmZyg is feeling sadly more vulnerable than usual.
So, here.
Go bug this nice blog. They seem vastly more savvy than us two belly ache-ers. Yes. ANTHING by George Grant will be an uplifting foray into the intellectually stimulating world of Good Right Thought:
And remember. There's no excuse for bad behavior when you can better explain yourself by just
telling
telling
the
TRUTH.
(...which one will find none of in the male escorts slithering like worms through the entry doors of an abortion clinic.)
(...which one will find none of in the male escorts slithering like worms through the entry doors of an abortion clinic.)
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| Kew worm. Eats its prey by dissolving it. Apropos, no? |
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